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Are games coming out more frequently?

Or am I just older, with less time to play them?

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zackarooo:

hes-no-good-to-me-dead:

http://kotaku.com/disney-shuts-down-lucasarts-468473749

A sad sad day for the gaming community as Disney shuts down Lucas Arts, cancelling the highly anticipated Star Wars:1313 

Oh you know just casually SOBBING IN THE CORNER FOR A MILLION YEARS

Well. That sucks. Disney, what the crap? At least let them finish 1313. That game looked awesome.

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Anyone have any idea why all the sudden Google, Youtube, Tumblr, and other sites are plauged by tons of stupid ads?!

I mean, seriously, is this an April Fools joke? I had to turn on NoScript just to be able to use the internet at all.

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atomic-demonic:

tboiskinhead:

iheartstarsandbows:

smashycomman:

Trust me on this, guys.

LOL I was just thinking about this today too. Fuck Girl Scout cookies, fucking rip off. Plus Oreos esp. mint oreos taste so much fucking better!

Id rather support the girl scouts than a multimillion dollar corporation any day. The girl scouts do some good shit for queer and trans kids and our community so that shit ain’t a rip off.

From what I can remember, the cookie company makes a fuck ton more money than the GSA makes. When I was in it, our troop only made 12 cents a box, Girl Scouts got 50, I think, and the manufactures got the rest. Whatever the case, I think it’s better to give the girls my $4 and get the cookies I’ll eat.

…..I was talking about the taste. Leave it to Tumblr to make a big deal out of every stupid thing.

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Finally got around to sort of watching the Oscars

Just got to the part where Daniel Radcliff and Kristen Steward were both on stage together…. the comparison between the two is amazing. She looks like she just got out of a dumpster and crawled on stage, and is drunk too. He looks like he’s professionally delivering lines that he’s practiced for weeks, and he looks sharp too. Also not drunk.

How is she still popular?

Also, hi Tumblr. Long time, no anything.

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kumalogic:

thenoodledude:

stridersgarage:

thatonedave:

modest-audino:

lemonstrider:

rectumofglory:

i forgot to mention that you can buy portal guns now

w a n t

where

where the fuck are you and why aren’t I there right now???

We sell them at toys r us, they are $140 though…

WHAT THE ACTUAL

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING I NEED THIS NOW

Oh yeah. One of these was a centerpiece in my wedding. Forgot to mention that.

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I don’t make eye contact with the chair either, though.

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HA!

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thewisepickle:

yesterdayisadisgrace:

twentyytwopointeightmiles:

canieatthisshit:

polterpastry:

gladosisbestpony:

Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber

Sponsored by Crocs

and internet explorer

with movie posters written in comic sans

all proceeds go to invisible children to help stop kony

with a bonus track by Rebecca Black.

Also you can have free beets at the movie.

It’s funny because beets are yucky.

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I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves. 

I think Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined because she’s Kristen Stewart.

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thisbigcity:

Well that’s my life changed forever.

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