January 2011
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So in Speech class tomorrow, I have to give a...
I’m doing “Celebrating Mos Eisley (Chalmun’s) Cantina’s 25th anniversary”. My key points are No droids allowed policy The bartenders, Wuher and Ackmena The historical significance of the establishment, referring to the day when Luke Skywalker, the bane of the empire, stepped through the doors So.. yep. Hopefully at lease 1 person in my class will get all the...
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Listensarlacc: OO-DE-LALLY - Robin Hood. (I’m tired...
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My girlfriend is eating a muffin with a fork...
Why??
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Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
kpfangurl: imwearingsunglassesatnight: heranintomyknife: lieser: smackmybishieup: givethemonemorereason: notafuckingclue: basschick92: jerryroush: smokemeimdope-: when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die” my whole life is a lie. when i found this out  :|  oh.my.god. O_O ..this changes...
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alexheisler asked: I'll never forget running around the coffee table to the beginning of Robin Hood. Good times man. And Scamper the Penguin.
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Sitting here watching my girlfriend's parents...
And they’re just terrible at it. They don’t understand the basic concepts of gaming so every 2 seconds they’re like “Where do we go? What do we do? How do I shoot?” And I’m there just laughing in my head. You know, because I’m a “gamer” or whatever.
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And then in the part where they were going to kill...
At first she was freaking out, but then she saw to get to the platform above.. which was good.. Then when the voice said “Oh umm… that’s what we wanted you to do..” She was all “WAIT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE PLATFORM?!” So she jumps down back onto the fiery platform. To her death.
Jan 30th
When my girlfriend had to disintegrate the...
“What? Really? Nooo! Isn’t there a loop hole?” And I was thinking “That’s the reaction they wanted you to have. This game is perfect”
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aaaawesomejamie asked: well, considering the chances of an IRL run-in is incredibly unlikely I choose the second option.
I request..... a unicorn and a narwhal copulating.
yes.
please.
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aaaawesomejamie asked: I WANTS A PRIZE!
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1st, 3rd, 7th, and 58th person to send me a...
Possibly in the form of me drawing whatever you want in Paint real quick.
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kpfangurl-deactivated20110226-d asked: Awh, thank you, you're a sweetie. :3
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Watching my girlfriend play Portal for the 1st...
She’s slowly learning the ins and outs of the game and it’s super fun to watch a person experience portal for the 1st time. Ah, nostalgia.
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thedailywhat: Axe Cop Fan Film of the Day: Peter Muehlenberg brings the insta-legendary webcomic Axe Cop to life with a live-action adaptation of 6-year-old Malachai Nicolle and his 30-year-old brother Ethan’s axe-kicking collaboration. [reddit.] I’ve been thinking for a while now that if some studio decided to make a live-action Axe Cop movie, it would be awesome and people would go...
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lazcraft:   Zero Punctuation reviews Minecraft Don’t know why the player is so small, but yeah if you don’t mind some swearing and vulgarity, this is super funny and accurate.
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You guys. We're in Oregon. In February. It'll be...
A picnic is hardly possible.
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thisisthuper asked: But but but...
i dont even know what it means.
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You guys. It's almost my lady and I's one-year...
But we gots no monies. Wat do?
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Oh and guess wat. I got a 92 on my math exam!
The second highest grade in the class.
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On the whole "Which way to put the toilet paper...
Half of Americans just love to troll the other half.
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I leave for class and my zombie finger post has 75...
I get back and it has 650….
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There are only two places I dream of visiting.
brokentripod: romakong: iclemyer: starkidgleek: kaybombarda: potterhead-narniaobssessed: HOGWARTS: AND NARNIA: AND NEVERLAND: AND MIDDLE EARTH: AND OZ: AND WONDERLAND: And the Star Wars galaxy: (link) And Hyrule:
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Well. I just broke my record for most notes in a...
The zombie fingers one. When I checked a minute ago, it was at 74 notes. In about 15 mintues. Now that’s a pretty cool feeling. =D
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Don't reblog if you hate "reblog if" posts.
Let’s see this thing get up to 0 notes, people.
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So I thought it might have been a glitch, but......
Or is it just me? I mean that little red number that used to show up at the top.
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900 posts. Woo.
I would celebrate with an amazing GIF that no one has ever sen before, but Tumblr is being dumb. So instead here is a text fish: >)))*>
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Oh hey, you guys, guess what...
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