1. The meaning behind my URL: The meaning of life.
2. Weakness: Milk-flavored beans.
3. Bestfriend(s): Batman and Bruce Wayne.
4. Last time I cried and why: Arm got ripped off in bear fight.
5. Piercings I have: I pierced my small intestine during a sword fight with my arch-nemesis, STABYUMAN!
6. Favorite Band: Band. James Band.
7. Biggest turn off(s): Light switches, power buttons, holding down the “end” button on my phone.
8. Fact about my sex life: I’m a male all the time.
9. Tattoos I want: A full-body tattoo of myself, but taller.
10. Biggest turn on(s): Light switches, power buttons, holding down the “end” button on my phone.
11. Age: 439
12. Ideas of a perfect date: January 25th, 2013.
13. Life goal(s): I think you’re supposed to get a wife in your little car and make it to the end of the board without hitting the tax space. I don’t know, I haven’t played that in a while.
14. Piercings I want: No more for me, thanks. I’m still healing from the last 4,378
15. Relationship status: Pursuing a girl named Ramona while dating a girl named Knives. It’s ok, though. It all works out in the end.
16. Favorite movie: Any movie I’m NOT in, which is only 12 of them to date. 4 if you count deleted scenes.
17. A fact about my life: I’m actually a member of the [message redacted] where I monitor terrorist activity through means of [message redacted] and….oh crap actually they’re going to censor this so nevermind.
18. Phobia: The fear of me is called “Tylontrodislectrusophobia” and I guess everyone has it. I mean, according to specialists, but what do they know?
19. Full name: Last guy I told that to ended up jettisoned into the sun. Completely unrelated, though, I’m sure.
20. Tattoos I have: A working jetpack on my back.
